I have neglected you lately, but I shall return nonetheless.
Bored with no internet all day at her grandmother's,
Me.
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- (Equality 7-2521)
- I live for poetry, music, and pizza hut. I shop too much and shave too little. I like to poke my dog on the ass until he gets irritated and growls, and then I laugh. After I help Ellen DeGeneres accomplish world domination, I plan to find the answer to Zach Galifianakis' question, "At what age do you tell a highway that it was adopted?" Nicholas Sparks makes me want to barf along with "Lil" Wayne and metaphorical attachments to things like "holy water" and the sociological significance of Santa Claus.
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